Retard

Anyone who identifies themself with the conservative ideology.

"Hey look at the retard, he thinks just because he doesn't like gay people means they shouldn't get the right to marry."

Niephew

A niece that may or not be transitioning to a nephew or Vice versus.

E.g. “My niephew insists on using elf ears when we go shopping!”
“My niephew just asked me if they are hot. Wtf do I say to that??”