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hip-hop mayday

when your hearing suddenly becomes more clear because local law enforcement agencies know you listened to the deadliest genre of music hip-hop

The hip-hop mayday made blacks the lowest paid for median household income because of artificial fear.

by Coop Dupe April 6, 2020


curse cell cancellation

when you curse during sexual activity which suppresses you’re ejaculation

The curse cell cancellation is not what Adam and Eve did to be married.

by Coop Dupe December 15, 2019


jewish juvenile jinx

when the government sidetracks Jews from making babies and lessens their wealth because they don't have families.

The Jewish juvenile jinx made them have the lowest birth rate for a subgroup of the White race.

by Coop Dupe November 26, 2019


Cold Hands

President George W. Bush’s nickname for WH Chief of Staff Josh Bolten.

Cold Hands got married as a senior citizen.

by Coop Dupe September 23, 2021


white based named paging system

when people with white sounding names have richer careers across the board than others who don’t in America.

The white based named paging system kept America a superpower.

by Coop Dupe June 17, 2018

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The Kardashian Rule

if you don't get a message back after ten minutes of sending it someone preoccupied they aren’t taking you as seriously as they need to and if it was a Kardashian they would respond as soon as they get it.

The Kardashian Rule helped save people a few hours a day of using their electronic devices for no effect.

by Coop Dupe December 18, 2019


sardine send

when you put several emails in one like a slave ship or sardine pack.

The sardine send made everyone receiving the email feel equal.

by Coop Dupe December 4, 2019