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joyful tortoise

nickname for Jeb Bush

The joyful tortoise lives in the state of Florida where adultery is the lowest per capita and it may be why it has the most cities that have Saint in their name.

by Coop Dupe January 14, 2020


The Slovenian Sphinx

nickname for Melania Trump

The Slovenian Sphinx was the most linguistic First Lady in US history and was the first to appear in an adult publication.

by Coop Dupe January 17, 2020


McMaster-Cooper 2018

proposed gubernatorial-lieutenant gubernatorial campaign ticket from SC political consultants for Henry McMaster and Jordan Thomas Cooper

McMaster-Cooper 2018 didn’t pan out because Cooper wasn’t physically 30 years of age.

by Coop Dupe January 21, 2020


electronic group hugging

people who have .com and .org in their email addresses performing higher than others.

The world's richest people were electronic group hugging.

by Coop Dupe June 12, 2018


E-Governor

a governor who uses electronic messaging frequently which was derived from Governor Jeb Bush’s usage of electronic messaging.

The E-Governor had a meeting with his staff via email.

by Coop Dupe June 1, 2018


grandfather gizmo

when the government allows people who doesn’t have up-to-date technology yet to see other people’s messages to put them against each other

The grandfather gizmo has been around since smartphones was present and it has caused more societal problems because of it.

by Coop Dupe November 25, 2019


Wilson-Cooper 2026

proposed gubernatorial-lieutenant gubernatorial ticket proposed by SC political consultants for Alan Wilson and Jordan Thomas Cooper

Wilson-Cooper 2026 will be the first racially diverse gubernatorial ticket in SC history.

by Coop Dupe January 21, 2020