Waffling

Masturbating. Like, a lot.

I'm waffling myself now and a lot in general lately.

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shit on my helmet

When a man is performing anal sex and upon pulling out discovers there is shit caked under/around his penis head.

You need to flush out better next time... I've got shit on my helmet!

hunnymybunny

A term that is yelled by an American in Paris (France) to summon the attention of their spouse in view of a public that is engrained to, in return to be obstinately obnoxious to a(n) (American) tourist.

(Wife) “Hunnymybunny !?!”

(Husband, who first gives attention to his spouse... and then begins to weather the glare the 150 ‘non-English speaking’ Parisians who despise that romance exist outside their tiny, tiny bubble) “Yeah babe. What’s up?”