toolgazer

To look steadily, intently, and with fixed attention to the male crotch area or hammer - sometimes including man on man, unfortunately.

them faggots tend to be real toolgazers.

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ass jockey

homosexual who likes to do it from behind

get the fuck away from me you ass jockey

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tea bagging

the act of lowering one's balls onto someones face, or into their mouth while they are laying down. Kind of resembles dipping a tea bag into a hot cup of water.

Pohlman's dad was wrestling with Devon and accidentally tea bagged her.

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Schiza Burger

"ok, u beat their ass with a tomato and some lettuce a couple times and then spooge ketchup and mustard all over their ass and then u stick it right in the meat grinder"

Boone Delight's chilli chute got really soggy when I popped her with a schiza burger.

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attitude problem

sarah v

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jewelry

Being positive or desirable in nature; not bad or poor: a jewelry handjob; jewelry news from the abortion clinic.

Having the qualities that are desirable or distinguishing in a particular thing: a jewelry paint job.

Serving the desired purpose or end; suitable: This a jewelry header for the GTI.

Not spoiled or ruined: This Beer is still jewelry.
In excellent condition; sound: a jewelry shaved pussy.

Superior to the average; satisfactory: a jewelry set o'tits and ass.

Of high quality: jewelry tools.

Discriminating: jewelry taste.

Worthy of respect; honorable: hitting that deer ruined the a jewelry v-dub.

Attractive; handsome: jewelry curves.

Beneficial to health; salutary: a jewelry night's rest.

Competent; skilled: she does the reverse cowgirl like jewelry.

Complete; thorough: a jewelry blowjob.

That blone haired broad's ass looks like jewelry!

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