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The v shaped pee stain in your seat left from peeing in a bottle while you drive.
Emily was in a hurry to get to rob, she didn't stop for a bathroom break and left a pee v in her driver seat.
When you are dropping a turd so big you gotta push a little at a time just to get it out with tearing your hole
Dude this shit is tearing my hole, I'm gonna have to start log doggin.
When you let a turd so long and thick it can come out your ass and go strait down the toilet hole as 1 piece
Dude I was pencil topping so bad when I finally cracked it off it was still laying on the seat.
Barny's big pissed brother with a shiney collection of rocks bedazzling his booger hooks.
wow thanos just touched me with his golden taint tickler.
When you gotta crap so bad it hurts and wont move
She went to the crapper all bent over, like an hour ago, I bet she has a duce knot keeping her in there.
When a man sits down to drop a coal dumpling and his penis lays on the toilet seat
I caught pimp drip cause I went meat to seat at the mall bathroom.
When you shit so hard you shit up your back
We had a farting contest and Joe pushed so hard he made a Jamaican bobsled track up to his neck.