Strawberry Dragon

A combination of the angry dragon and strawberry shortcake.

1. Have oral sex with your girlfriend.
2. Tell her to swallow.
3. When she does, simultaneously punch her in the throat and the nose.
4. If all goes well, she'll choke up your cum and it will come out of her nose, along with a stream of blood from her freshly broken nose.

Guy One - Dude, I'm totally going to break up with Jessica.
Guy Two - Give her a strawberry dragon!
Guy One - That'll show her for breaking up with me.

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