Happy Nude Year

A silly way of saying "Happy New Year" that incites all the haters to post mean spirited definitions on Urban dictionary because they can't imagine taking anything lightly or posting anything besides insults at other people who live happier healthier lives.

It's January first, I was at a party with lots of people who like me. I wished them all a "Happy Nude Year" which was uncharictaristic so we all had a good laugh and started exchanging funny New Years Stories. One guy sat in a corner all by himself and didn't socialize, he just sat there with his face in his phone posting something mean on Urban Dictionary about other people obviously having social issues.

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