blog

An online diary/ and or journal. Can be private so it's only viewed by you, friends only so that only a few selected people can read it, or public so anyone who comes across it can read it. A very helpful way to get out emotion and stress and receive loving support - it doesn't matter if you don't know the person. There's always someone who knows exactly what you're going through. A place to make great online friends.

www.greatestjournal.com

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push your shit in

get some one in the ass.or screw them over or you yourself get screwed over

i got my shit pushed in at work today. i bet he has had his shit pushed in

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slips

Sweaty lips. Labia with little or no ventilation will result in slips.

Judging by her wet crotch, I'd say she has slips.

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fudgesicle

when you get a chick in the ass and it comes out dirty

i pulled my jackson out of her ass and thought it looked like a fudgesicle

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douche wagon

to enter ones penis in to a pumpkin

I put the pumkin in the microwave so when I douche wagoned it it was warm in sticky just like a real goat.

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weise

the last name of ,only, the hottest girl alive...kayla

nice ass, big boobs, tight curves! total hotness...

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make me!

A phrase often mutterd by stupid people after telling them to move, shut up, or any other command.

Me:Hey, can you please quiet down, im trying to watch the movie.

Stupid person:Make me!

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