Volunpaid

When someone does something under the guise of charity with the full intention of receiving monetary compensation for their time.

I spend my Saturday morning at the shelter getting volunpaid.

Strong tit

A phrase meaning impressive, outstanding, and undeniably crushing it. If you're a strong tit, you're the one everyone wants on their team—the opposite of weak sauce, bringing power and swagger to every situation.

Ever since Matt W. got promoted to sales manager, he has been a bonified whip it out and slap it on the table strong tit.

Sink Sock

The sock that one masturbates in and then hides under the sink.

Last night I busted a nut in a sink sock and hid it from my wife.