Milk Man

The milk man is your friend. He has been neglected for all too long. He served you well for many a years and was replaced my shoprite and gas stations. He can only sit at home and not delived milk for so long. He will become angered one day and you will all be sorry for putting him out of his fulfilling job.

The milk man is fuckin pissed.

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techno dan

Some guy that stays up all night downloading techno music so that when he wakes up the next day he can ride around in his car so he can play his newly burned techno cd.

Dude techno dan just drove by with his hot beats!

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c-shot

Simply put, a sexy explosion.

Wipe that fresh c-shot from your face.

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Hot Haus

This is an organization of dwinklets that live in the caves of deceit. There are 36 current members, all dwinklets. They never die or reproduce. There is an estimated 102 dwinklets on this earth and they all are making their way to the Hot Haus. They can walk, climb, and swim. This allows them to get over any type terrain but very slowly. Once they all arrive at the Hot Haus they will turn the heat up to 102 degrees in the cave and pour hot wax all over each others bodies. They do this for 3 days and 3 nights. Constant wax heating and pouring. There is no real meaning to do this but they just love the feeling of hot wax like no other.

Don't go in there, that's the Hot Haus and it's waxing time.

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