Zorro up the Unit

The art of spraying semen over a face at the point of completion, in a Z shape fashion. As with Zorro the masked lothario left his "Z" mark with a Rapier, here you are using your meat lance to leave your own "Z" mark. The unit being the lady in question on the recieving end of the fluid "Z".

Mate, I am meeting that bird from the Grovesnor tonight, I am gonna proper "Zorro up the Unit"

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Hound Rope

Hound Rope - The faecal matter from canines, which comes in the form of a long smooth piece of cord.

A polite word for dog shit.

Have you seen the state of my lawn Mr Plimm, it is peppered with and hound rope. Get Podge Boff to clean it at once.

FARTSKULL

A complete idiot of a person, a total moron.

"Look mate, it's your round at the bar, get up there and get the beers in!! Stop being such a fucking Fartskull"

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