Cle Elum Fire Starter

The act of taking a puree of pine nettles, lighter fluid and some top shelf crystal meth, burning it and huffing that shit until you're hyped up for arson.

I was pretty apprehensive about committing a felony, but once I made a Cle Elum Fire Starter, I was ready to go burn down that retirement home!

Spartan Smoker

Someone who will smoke weed out of anything, and under any circumstances.

Damn, that's an apple, and this is a church, you really are a Spartan Smoker.

Deep Dial

Shoving a phone up someone's asshole and constantly calling the number.

I wanted to try something new for my birthday, I had no idea my girl would Deep Dial me though.

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Hemp Kempe

Someone who overly attached to their weed, and is brought to tears at the first sight or smell of it. (In reference to the 14th-15th century pilgrim Margery Kempe.)

Don't be such a Hemp Kempe man, you're getting on everyone's nerves.

Turkey Nuzzling

Rubbing one's penis against a middle aged woman's turkey neck to reach climax.

When I started dating older women I expected them to be more experienced, I did not know that they were into turkey nuzzling.

Bluebell Steamer

A turbulent session of repeated anal penetration, resulting in a bruised, visibly blue anus. Where so much frictional energy was created that the liquid inside the anus begins to evaporate and escape, creating a dense cloud of steam.

I pounded her so hard she got a bluebell steamer.

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Kuwaiti Oil Rigging

Giving someone an enema of crude oil, putting a stopper on their anal cavity and puncturing a hole in the stopper guzzling the oil as it escapes the anal cavity at a high velocity.

Dude, last night was crazy; my wife gave me a Kuwaiti Oil Rigging, we're still cleaning up the mess.