Wet Wanda

Similar to a wet willie, but you insert the moist finger into someone’s nose instead of their ear.

That jerk just gave me a wet Wanda. He is always picking on me.

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Tree drift

A saying in Minnesota for when your neighbors leaves blow all over your yard in the fall.

I just can’t believe the tree drift in our yard because our next-door neighbor never raked his leaves.