sexy intercourse

noun - one of Borat's terms for sex. He pronounces it seck-see in-ter-corse.

Borat: When do I gain entry to her vagin?
Dating Specialist: Her what?
Borat: You know sexy intercourse?
Dating Specialist: Oh, you want to go to bed with her?
Borat: Yes! Sexy Time! (claps hands)

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almost winner

noun - a loser, but a nice way of putting it.

John: Oh man! I can't believe we lost that volleyball match in phys. ed today.
Teacher: There are no losers here. Just almost winners.

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Those were the days

phrase used when you reminisce about the "good old days" when life was easy. Even more fun if you make it a song like Edith and Archie Bunker did in the "All in the Family" opening.

Boy the way Glen Miller played
songs that made the hit parade.
Guys like us, we had it made.
Those were the days!
And you knew who you were then.
Girls were girls, and men were men.
Mister, we could use a man Herbert Hoover again.
Didn't need no welfare state.
Everybody pulled his weight.
Gee our old LaSalle ran great.
Those were the Days!

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cement pond

noun - an inground swimming pool.
entymology: from the Beverly Hillbillies show on tv used the term to describe their swimming pool.

Jethro: Hey Pa! I'm gonna take me a dip in the cement pond!

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Willy on Wheels

infamous vandal that vandalizes wikipedia by moving pages to the original title but with the addition of the phrase on wheels.

Willy on Wheels moved the page George W. Bush to George W. Bush on Wheels.

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red cent

noun- A penny. named because copper is reddish in color.

After John was caught cheating on his bet with Jack, Jack wouldn't pay him a red cent.

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Excess tax on stupidity

noun - the lottery. Some consider it the tax on stupidity because the proceeds go to the state, and only the stupid pay it.

John: I got to buy my big lotto ticket!
Jack: Oh, you have to pay your excess tax on stupidity!

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