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When a guy spanks or slaps another person with semen on his hand - i.e. just after masturbating.
This is a generally condescending move on par with tea-bagging, and - if executed properly - causes considerable distress on the recipient's end. Do not attempt this on someone that is physically stronger than you because they will perceive it as a sign of great disrespect.
"John was being a real douche last night, so I jerked it to a picture of his girlfriend and then spunked him in his sleep."
"Dude, knock it off or I'll spunk you."
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Pronounced: fuh-LAH-sho-rap-ter (similarly and with allusion to the dinosaur velociraptor)
A person - either male or female - who performs fellatio in a vigorous or ferocious fashion; i.e. ravenously like a raptor.
Normative fellacioraptor posture entails the forearms bent lazily upwards towards the subject's chest, with elbows down and wrists dangling loosely; i.e. standard raptor posture.
Because of her religious upbringing, I didn't expect Becky to be enthusiastic during oral sex - but lo and behold, she's a regular fellacioraptor!
A condescending term for a generally doofy and/or dim-witted fellow.
"Why won't the television work?"
"Because you're Asshat McGoolagher, and it's not plugged in."
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(After witnessing a stupid act)
All hail Asshat McGoolagher, sultan of stupid!
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A person who is perpetually sending/reading text messages, such to the effect that their behavior is considered rude and/or anti-social. This term is generally used condescendingly, or at least with some degree of disdain.
"Scott sure is being a buzzkill tonight - he hasn't looked up from his Blackberry once since he got here."
"Yeah, talk about a textasaurus rex."
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