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Fit Ho

A new comer to a gym who's life revolves around lifting and instagram. Fit Ho's will give up ass for free online coaching or supplements. Fit Ho's can usually be seen with a Fit Bro to form a couple that has no redeeming qualities.

Blake: Who's the new girl at the gym.
BC: Looks like another Fit Ho. She will probably suck your dick for a protein shake.

by Cornhole Barbie August 2, 2019


Dumpy Cunt

Your basic cunt but unlike other well maintained cunts makes no attempt to make herself look fit and attractive. A dumpy cunt is the worst type of cunt out there.

KC: Yo Kelly's friend Jen is over there talking shit about other women again.

BC: That dumpy cunt has no right to say shit. Bitch hasn't been to the gym in 20 years.

by Cornhole Barbie August 2, 2019


Proud Boys

Right Wing dorks who participate in LARPING events with left wing dorks ANTIFA. Proud Boys usually travel in packs of ex-frat boys wearing black and yellow polos while arming themselves with MAGA hats, cardboard shields and broad swords. Proud Boys spend their off time looking for meaning-full employment, testing masculinity by watching gay porn in a group setting and listening to the Dave Matthews band. Proud Boys are said to be seen with their girlfriends the Proud Boy's Girls but as of this writing this cannot be confirmed.

BC: l'll be in Portland this weekend. I heard the Proud Boys will be there. Should be easy to fuck their girlfriends while they are of protesting.

KC: Hahaha The Proud Boys don't have any girlfriends.

by Cornhole Barbie August 18, 2019

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