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son-of-a-bitch

(1) A mean, nasty, disreputable person; literally son of a female dog, or by analogy a whore; thus, presumably a bastard; also (2) an intensifier

(1) That son-of-a-bitch of a gym teacher made me do 25 pushups and called me a sissy; (2) We got out of the car it started raining like a son-of-a-bitch

by Cornholio October 12, 2003

10πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


stump humper

a person that likes to have sexual intercouse with another person who has one or both legs amputated pervert sexual deviant

Dat stump humper done got fucked a whore named Consuelo last night

by Cornholio November 23, 2004

27πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


petting

Phrase used in old-fashioned teen sex manuals for foreplay without intercourse.

They used to engage in heavy petting down at Lovers' Lane.

by Cornholio November 3, 2003

789πŸ‘ 212πŸ‘Ž


no-nuts

Letterally, a male with no testicles; metaphorically, a chicken-shit little motherfucker

That little no-nuts was one of the ten dwarves vying for the Presidency

by Cornholio October 16, 2003

18πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


limerick

A verse form, often humorous and generally off-color or obscene, as:

"Then up spoke the Bey of Algiers,
And said to his harem, 'My dears,
'Tho' you may think it odd of me,
I've given up sodomy.
Tonight there'll be fucking! (Loud cheers).

They were just a bunch of drunken Oxford dons, spouting limericks.

by Cornholio October 12, 2003

178πŸ‘ 118πŸ‘Ž


twelve step program

Self-help group using methods and philosophy that originated with Alcoholics Anonymous involving 12 steps to sobriety or whatever

Too bad there's no twelve step program for assholes

by Cornholio October 12, 2003

31πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


blancmange

A bland, unenergetic, boring person. From an English word for a kind of custard.

Gray Davis is nothing but a blancmange.

by Cornholio September 30, 2003

8πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž