doogans

n - The act of discreetly enjoying an alcoholic beverage, usually liquor and soft drink, during daytime/working hours.

"I hate mondays."

"Wanna do a little doogans?"

"It's noon."

"Don't be a pussy Terrance, give me your Dr. Pepper."

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Secret Stache

An overabundance of peach fuzz on young men or seemingly attractive women, usually requiring proper lighting and/or a closer look.

The early phase in the growing of a blond man's mustache.

"Did you make out with Jenny last night?"

"I was about to, then I noticed her secret stache."

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underbridge

The strip of wasteland flesh connecting the asshole and genitalia.

Todd informed Shelly that following the underbridge was the best way to get from hole to pole.

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