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Racepiracy Theory

When the only answer as to why something bad is happening, or has happened, to a minority group is that the evil white men control everything.

Marvin was out there telling everyone his Racepiracy Theory again. Those secret evil white guy overlords must be some real bad dudes.

by Corporal America June 18, 2020


Rejectaversary

A time-based celebration of being rejected. This could be by a woman, an employer, or anybody else you hope and dream thinks you are more special than you actually are.

It’s been one year since Jennifer said she wouldn’t date me if I was the last man alive. Happy Rejectaversary!

by Corporal America January 28, 2021

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Superficialism

The art of strictly considering people based on their physical appearance, and/or for their material possessions.

Jennifer only dates guys over 6’5. Tom could be an educated rock star with a great sense of humor, but he’s 6’1, so he is not good enough for her. Jennifer’s superficialism knows no bounds.

by Corporal America November 5, 2020

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Social Hitlering

Being a gigantic jerk over COVID 19. Ordering random people to follow arbitrary rules that you either made up or strongly believe in, and then threatening to have them arrested or fined if they continue to mind their own business and go about their lives.

Andy said he’d call the cops on Bob because Bob was driving a car without wearing a mask. Andy needs to lay off the Social Hitlering and chill out.

by Corporal America October 6, 2020

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World War Coronavirus

The global conflict against Covid 19.

Grandpa, do you remember serving in World War Coronavirus?

by Corporal America March 29, 2020

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Libertriat

The growing combined segment of the population that is either middle or working class, which is at odds with an increasingly small group of wealthy and authoritarian elites spread throughout the private and public sectors. Supports decentralized and local economic decision making by private individuals while expanding worker protections that ensure a fair exchange of compensation for work performed and judicial fairness for all under the law.

The Libertriat demands the right to fair compensation for their work and the right to use the fruits of their labor as they personally see fit.

by Corporal America November 29, 2021

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Day Shift Hero

Someone scheduled to work the first shift during standard daylight working hours at a three shift workplace who constantly complains and calls off. The individual may or may not suffer from an illogical persecution complex despite having the primary benefits of the three shift system tailored to his/her shift.

Bob called off again because he thinks working 9-5 is so hard. What a Day Shift Hero.

by Corporal America March 22, 2020