dingles

(Rhymes with jingle)
Another great word for gettin' some.

Can also be used when tapping your free-swinging dick lightly on her leg/waist/anywhere else, and saying "dingle-dingle-dingle."

He: Hey, baby, I believe it's time for dingles.
She: Yeah, duh! I've been horny since lunch! Let's go!
He: Dingles it is!

OR

He (hunched over her, usually in the missionary, letting his dick touch her a couple times): "Dingle-Dingle-Dingle!"

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Shithook

Derogatory name given by soldiers to the ancient CH-47 Chinook helicopter, many of which have been flying since the late 60s and early 70s. They are interesting choppers, but have a bad tendency to be shot down in places like Iraq.

Joe:"Hey, have you heard from Smitty?"
Chris:"Yeah, he just flew in on a shithook, and is glad to be alive."

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23 Skidoo

The drip, crotch-nasties, the gift that keeps on giving...

Yes, an STD. (generally chlamidiya, gonnorhea, something that can be treated with penicillin or Cipro).

This phrase was used a lot in the circles I hung out with in the late 80's/early 90's.

Keith: "I was gonna do her, but I sniffed her coochie and realized I'd get the 23 skidoo from her."
Thomas: "Dude, that sux you didn't get any, but it beats going to the doctor."

OR

Keith: "Yeah, I did her a week ago, and I had to go to the doctor today to get rid of the 23 skidoo she gave me. Fuckin' whore!"
Thomas: "Shit, that sux man. I won't tell anyone." "HEY, MIKE! KEITH GOT THE 23 SKIDOO FROM DONNA!!!"

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RGWOT

The Real Global War On Terror. Defined as those operations undertaken by the US after 9/11 GWOT, but not including the War in Iraq.

Becoming popular among those who think the Iraq War was a really bad idea, especially those who served in it.

(On an Army base out there in Army-land):

Joe: "Hey man, how's it going? Long time no see! I just got back from Iraq!"

Brandon F.: "Yeah, it's been a few years. I fought in Iraq and the RGWOT."

Joe: "Yeah, I hear ya...Afghanistan's really going to hell since 2003 and the Iraq push. What a waste!"

hummahummafricfrac

Something to say in place of "so on and so forth" or "yada yada yada" or "the whole 9 yards." Useful when you want to cut to the chase.

"So, SGT Snuffy told PVT Parts to go clean the latrine, hummahummafricfrac, and leaves Parts to his own devices. Sure enough, SGT Snuffy came by an hour later and Parts was still standing outside the orderly room, smoking cigarettes. Needless to say, Snuffy's PISSED, threatening Parts with an Article 15, reduction in rank, hummahummafricfrac."

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Irish Tornado

Eating a cabbage-based dish with a multitude of beers, resulting in a 12-hour storm of incessant flatulence.

Jimmy had ten beers after that cabbage and sausage dinner. He’s a regular Irish Tornado today. The boss sent him home - people were getting sick.

Go poop in your hat!

General-purpose thing to tell a person who's just being an idiot.

G: "The Republicans are the only ones who are patriotic Americans!"

T: "Oh, go poop in your hat!"

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