FISH

Adj. and acronym. Fucking Illinois Shit Head (F.I.S.H.). Used to describe a driver with IL license plate on Wisconsin Roadways, or an inbred looking idiot speaking loudly in public. They usually are from IL.

That FISH just cut me off, is driving too slow, and didn't use their blinker!

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Backhand-therapy

parenthetical element: meaning needs "to be beaten", or referring to domestic violence. Added to a sentence to describe a woman or child that should be shown the back of one's hand to modify their behavior to not be "bitchy", or "bratty".

When observing a scene in which a man's girlfriend spoke back, or insulted him in front of his friends in a "bitchy" tone. His friends were noted to say, "Did you see the way Carla treated Darren this afternoon, she's in need of some backhand-therapy!

turd egg

noun. A "Type 1 " stool on the Bristol Stool scale. Usually very round or egg shaped, painful and difficult to pass. They make a small and fast " Plop" when hitting the surface of toilet water. They require little to no wiping.

I pooped out 4 turd eggs. they were tiny like robbin's eggs and hard.