Jerkysmith

A person who is really good at making jerky out of meat. As a blacksmith creates with metal, a Jerkysmith crafts with meat

Friend 1: have you had his jerky, its amazing
Freind 2: Yea, he is a real Jerkysmith

Temporary Friend

A "friend" that is made for a small amount of time. A person to talk to in movies or at a event. As soon as it ends. You have no contact and are strangers once again.

" You were talking to that girl a lot during the movie, you get her number?"
" No, she was just a temporary friend"