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1. Happy.
2. Homosexual.
3. A generic insult.
1. You are gay.
2. You are gay.
3. You are gay.
Hee hee hee ^.^
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1. A physical exertion on something.
2. The living field of energy, from Star Wars. Some people are stronger in it than others, mainly Jedi or Sith. The Sith are better. (Don't ask me how midi-chlorians come into this, at all.)
3. What I usually have to do in order to get the shit out of my ass.
1. They had to force the door open when I locked them out.
2. If you're a Sith, you get to shoot freakin' Force lightning out of your hands. COOL!
3. Use the FOOOOOOOOOORCE! *grunts*
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A fatal cancer that occurs in every human being anytime from ages 10-18.
Symptoms of this cancer are deformation of the body and loss of emotional control.
The only known cure for this disease is to have sex with many of your peers and get drunk regularly.
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A disease that most teenagers go through.
Begins with deepening of the voice, then slowly progresses as the teenager's body deforms and their mind becomes dangerously volatile.
There is no cure. The only known way to survive this disease is to drink loads of alcohol and have sex with a new guy/chick every other night.
Puberty is why most teenagers in the 1800's died.
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What usually keeps us from doing really, really stupid things (like jumping into a pool of pirahnas for example).
Some people think fear is a bad thing.
Some fears are stupid.
The only thing to fear is fear itself.
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Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate... leads to suffering.
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My brother fears moths.
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What little kids who are afraid to say Penis call a penis.
"Oh my gosh Timmy was playing with us and his pants fell off and he has the biggest weiner I ever saw! Except for my dad's."
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The meaning of life is to create more life.
Bacteria split. Trees bear fruit. Humans... you can figure it out.
Should anything ever, ever interfere with this basic law of nature, we'd all be screwed.
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