security mom

2004, noun. A term recently coined to refer to middle class women (particularly soccer moms) who will vote for Bush instead of Kerry in the 2004 presidential election based on his perceived superiority in defense issues. Such voters are supposed to vote for Bush, when they might otherwise vote for Kerry, based on this tenuous belief.

Martha's a security mom. She thinks the war in Iraq made sense.

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kitchen counter

can be defined as the actual term.. a kitchen counter. Or you could use it as a sexual remark. Like having kinky sex on the kitchen counter

we kitchen countered it and didnt finish supper

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laidout

laidout - dead

Ima get the nine and leave your ****** laidout

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ravacharlie

To rob but by the right of God.
Get rich off evil.

That guy was ignornat. Im glad I ravacharlied him. The extra commission will come in handy.

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Dimebag

(n) A celebrity or other somewhat famous person being killed, wounded, or disabled at a public venue.

"I hope somebody Dimebags that Chris Carrabba pussy."
"Hooray, the guy from Simple Plan just got Dimebagged!"

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psychobilly

A genre of music that kicks fucking ass! Ususally a mix between rockabilly and punk with death influenced lyrics.

If you dont listen to psychobilly your a fucking queef douche sucker because psychos are fucking radical!

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Splooge Graffiti

Act of creating artwork with ones semen.

The only down side to living with two guys is that they leave the Splooge Graffiti for me to find.

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