Iowa Gas Pump

While having sex pull out and fart in the girls pussy then continue having sex. She will then queef out the cum.

"My bitch let me give her an Iowa Gas Pump for my birthday"

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caktard

1. a retarted or deformed penis. abnormal in shape, size or feel,

2. offensive critisism,

(also see cak, tard)

1. my doctor says i have a "caktard"

2. blake is a caktard for hitting my car

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Led Zeppelin

The greatest rock band that ever existed who's first album was released in 1969. With Rober Plant on lead vocals, Jimmy Page on guitar, John Bonham on drugs, I mean drums, and John Paul Jones on the bass. Jimmy Page and John Bonham are the best guitarist and best drummer ever, respecitively. Led Zeppelin broke up in 1979 with the death of John Bonham. Every word and every note of every Led Zeppelin song is pure genius. Their songs rock harder everytime I listen to them.

Led Zeppelin wrote "The Song Remains the Same"

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singed nut hairs

Pubes that have been singed

my nut hairs are on fire, they are singed.

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sika flah

(two meanings)

(1) an expression. namely used when shanking somebody.

(2) turn it around and say it backwards (halfakis, or half a kiss)

(1) SIKA FLAH!! Die fucker!!

(2) sika flah now, and sika flah later

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San Antonio Sleeper

while getting head from a girl push her head down so she chokes, when she passes out have sex with her.

"i gave my friends sister the San Antonio Sleeper and now she's pregnant!"

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rabbiting

its a way to say fuck or sex with out having other people knowing

Me and Laura Rabbted last night

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