phoney pack

A fanny pack used to contain and transport a phablet when a person is too cheap to buy a case that was made to carry the phablet they just spent all of their money on.

-Why is Tim suddenly sporting a fanny pack?
~No, he's sporting a phoney pack to carry his new phablet that the company makes him use now that he's Base Manager.
-Well if anyone can make a fanny p-, I mean a Phoney pack look asdf, it's Tim!
~ya.

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phonsin'

Anxiety from forgetting or losing your cell phone.

"I left my cell phone at home this morning and I'm phonsin' hardcore!"

Fust

~Fucking stupid.
~When you want to say someone or something is fucking stupid without saying, "fucking stupid".

"That's fust!"
"I'm not doing that because it's fust!"