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when you fart and there happens to be someone's head right by your ass either bending over to tie a shoe, etc, or an unfortunate child walking by....
i was doing the dishes and let one rip just as my son walked by, gave the poor kid a brown hat...
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when a kid shits their pants and then sits down, pressing it between their ass-crack and the chair creating a casting of their crack
my son shit his pants at the park and then went down the slide, creating a cheek fossil
something out of character done during a period in which you are heavily strung out on crack, the crack preventing any good judgment at all....like being in a relationship with a girl you don't even like, and then getting her pregnant
I love my kids wouldn't trade them for anything, but fucking their mother was definitely a "crackcident"
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