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When an uncircumcised male lays on their back, stretches their foreskin up several inches, and then begins to slowly urinate filling the void to the brim before allowing their grandmother to slam it down like a shot.
I hear your grandmother is a champ when it comes to Milwaukee Shot Glasses
The aspiring champion must acquire two chilled 1 liter bottles of Mountain Dew. It is critical that the challenge is started with a painfully full bladder. To prepare, each bottle of Mountain Dew is to be inserted into the nostrils. When ready, the aspiring champion will tilt their head back proceeding to chug the Mountain Dew through their nasal cavity while urinating at the same time. The challenge is to have completely chugged both bottles prior to finishing urination. In the event of failure, it is customary to do heroin as punishment.
She left me for a guy who's good at Challenge Hulking
The act of anally masturbating roughly with a banana, usually in a public restroom. After achieving orgasm, the banana is ingested leaving only remnants of fecal matter, and blood on the remaining banana peel. The peel is then displayed as a form of trophy, usually hanging over the side of a garbage can, or even over stall doors.
That guy just gave himself a wicked Diddy Kong
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