bakersfield

Why trust air you can't see? The unbearable heat during the day adds to deliquency society as people prefer midnight outings and cow-tipping. From gang members to cowboys you will see a variety of "culture" The armpit of California is home to cheap living, suburbia mixed with random farms, and drastically changing geographics every year, as (for some reason) people keep moving there.

"Man it's hot as hell-wait..."

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that's the way the pickle squirts

The way the seamen in the male reproductive organ the penis, squirts as he ejaculates. Ie, the direction.

Woman: HEY, you got some in my eye!!
Man: Sorry, that's the way the pickle squirts!

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candy cane children

Religious fans or followers of band The White Stripes.

"Went to a White Stripes' concert last week. The Candy Cane Children were out in full force."

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cherrypunk

a bubbling part of the skin indicating an STD such as Syphillis is present in the body.

"OH MY FUCKING GOD, those cherrypunks are sick! Pop them or something, God.."

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sweetbags

Something so incredibly sweet that it deserves an extra word.

"I got you tickets to a Jack Johnson concert"
"SWEETBAGS

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The Holy Grail

The Holy Grail is a term used by porn stars, can be used as a noun, verb and/or adjective, and is basically when a female porn star takes a cock in her arse, a cock in her vagina and a cock in her mouth, all whilst simultanously giving two handjobs.

In my experience, The Holy Grail is a trick best left for the pros.

"Have you seen 'Bangin from behind 25' yet? It's the one where Rachel Lurid achieves the Holy Grail!"

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Eph Oph

an easier way to type fuck off. Background: I saw it on someones license plate

Eph Oph Aleicia and Rachel, Eph Oph!

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