tatu

t.A.T.u. are a pop duo from Russia who made it big in 2003 with their outlandish and controversial lesbian-schoolgirl antics. The brain behind t.A.T.u. was one Ivan Shapovalov, a child psychologist who thought that the male population of the world would enjoy the fantasy that was t.A.T.u.

Okay, so t.A.T.u. have received a lot a shit from all those cynics out there, citing Lena and Julia as nothing but trendsbians, however the two never actually CLAIMED to be lesbians, simply in love with one another (I know, I'm nitpicking, but I don't care).

Furthermore, t.A.T.u. have been the biggest pop group ever really to address issues concerning homosexual relationships and the like, so I definitely think that they deserve their props.

Britney and Madonna were reduced to ripping off t.A.T.u. with THAT kiss at THOSE MTV VMAs a few years ago, when they snogged one another onstage.

A few people in the audience could've sworn they saw Madonna suck out Britney's soul.

Jack Black also said that Madonna didn't kiss Christina Aguilera as long as she did Britney, cuz of the dodgy looking scabs around Xtina's lips.

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mono

known as "the kissing disease" spread through saliva contact. A good way of tracing the chain of sexual activity in your school or workplace

After that huge orgy (aka Prom), no one came to school because they had all mono

i dumped Ted because he had mono..and i sure as hell didnt have it

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grotti

dead wrong; an action that deserves a beat-down

Girl One: That bitch thats supposed to be my best friend slobbed my man.
Girl Two: That's grotti.

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p.h.a.t

pretty hot and tempting

you are p.h.a.t

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Fatherfucker

The title of Canadian pervert Peaches 2003 album, the word fatherfucker has also become a fun new insult for the female persuasion.

"Fuck you bitch! Fatherfucker!"

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dc's

air force 1's it's a term used in southern va (virginia beach)

he has the all white dc's.

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Bitch tits

Any one seen Fight Club? There's a fight scene involving a guy who has bitch tits.

Bitch tits form when a male heavily abuses steroids. Given that all men have a small amount of oestrogen in addition to testosterone, steroids greatly increase the level of testosterone in a man's body.

However, in an attempt to keep testosterone and oestrogen at steady levels in relation to each other, the body produces much more oestorgen than necessary, resulting in feminine characteristics, namely breasts.

"Is Pete still on the 'roids?"

"No. He stopped taking them last year when they gave him bitch tits."

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