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Hoover

To beg for another's salad at the local mall's food court in order to guzzle it down free of charge.

Nah I'll take it, I'll just hoover it down.

by CouchPotato2019 March 5, 2021


anti member berries

Opposite to 'member berries. Anti 'member berries are concerned with preserving the sanctity of the old from being consumed by the new. Commonly seen in the wild arguing the old is much better than the new without any reasonable logic other than that it isn't original anymore.

member berries: 'Member how awesome the new Star Wars was?
anti member berries: Yeah I 'member it sucking! Star Wars was only good in 1977 and now its ruined!

by CouchPotato2019 April 14, 2019

2πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Lemonis

The act of either resurrecting or walking away from a failing business.

The Profit pulled a Lemonis for our company and now we are all rich!

by CouchPotato2019 February 4, 2019


Bark

The sound a fire arm makes upon discharge.

Bobby: Broad day light and we gon' let them thangs bark.

by CouchPotato2019 April 8, 2019

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Juul Room

A place where normal people relieve themselves and addicts stricken themselves.

Student 1: I'll be in the Juul Room!
Student 2: Number 1, Number 2, or Number dead?
Concerned Mom: It ain't kool to juul in skool! #hashtag

by CouchPotato2019 November 19, 2019


You're on speaker

Don't say anything stupid, illegal, or that would otherwise negatively impact those around the current phone user who declared this.

*Billy calls Steven*
Billy: "Yo man, you finally answered! I got the marijuana, where you ... "
Steven: "Yo dawg I'm with my fam, you're on speaker btw..."
Billy: "Oh my bad! I meant I am glad you finally answered because I was concerned about your well being and would like to meet up with you now to chill.
Steven: "Word."

by CouchPotato2019 August 23, 2017


PC Baby

A extremely over sensitive politically correct cry baby. There is a strong correlation with PC babies and millenials with millenials being twice as likely of being offended. However, it has been proven anyone of any age could be labeled as PC baby.

*President Trump Delivers Speech*
*PC Baby Outraged*

by CouchPotato2019 April 14, 2019

61πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž