Dirty Yop

When you need to bust a nut so bad but you also thirsty as shit so you calmly ejaculate into your protein drink cuz that pump crazy as fuck.

Ryan: “Bro, I was fucking parched after my workout today and I’m tryna get massive.”

Isaac: “Damn bro, you shoulda pulled a Dirty Yop.”

Ryan: “Fuckin’ didn’t think of that bruh it would have been bussin.”

In the tank

The worst hangover of your fucking life

“How was last night?”

“Dude it was insane, but i fucked up, i’m in the tank today”

My eyes are up here

A phrase commonly used by bitches with fat ol’ titties. Most commonly used when someone is just trying to see some knockers and is staring at them while also having a conversation.

“My eyes are up here…”

“Like yeah bitch i know where your eyes are, i’m just tryna see some melons real quick”

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Him

AKA god, the motherfucker with the biggest set of nuts in town that is fucking cracked at everything he does. this individual also gets an absurd amount of bitches.

Blake: “Dude did you hear that Jack fucked 17 bitches in one week, and then won the chip?”

Trey: “Yeah bro, Jack is Him”

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