Smithfield

Located in fayette county, pennsylvania. A real shit hole town that has one scuzzy bar that can't even serve cold beer because the fridge breaks down once a week. If you are from out of town, even if it is a few miles away you are the latest attraction. For a town of only 800 people, it has the densest population of sexual predators. The average I.Q. is around 90. Most of the people here have the blonde hair/blue eye bullshit because of inbreeding for generations.

Johnny: Hey Bob wanna go to the mall and try to pick up some chicks.

Bob: Why would I want to go the mall when I can stay in smithfield and go right down the hall.

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