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Taking a blow up doll and making it look like frosty the snowman, then you shove your dick in its mouth so itâs giving you a blow job, and when your done make sure to tip frosty for his hard work....
âBro Frosty the Hooker gave me a chillin relief last nightâ
The Act of cumming on orange slices and feeding them to your girl while you smoke a fat joint
âDude My girl wanted to have a Floridian Breakfast this morningâ
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Some one who takes one hit of a joint and claims to be baked, even though you know they didn't even inhale.
Person 1:"Did you see how dumb Holly acted after she took that hit?"
Person 2:"Yeah she's totally a fake bake!"
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When you glue one bolt on each side of your dick, then you tase your dick with a taser, and while itâs being tased you stroke your dick so you get a electrifying result...
âItâs Halloween so a Frankenstrokem session is in order my dudeâ
When you and a group of people go on a merry go round naked and have an orgy, and when the ride stops, you all puke on each other...
âMe and the gang had a merry go fuck festâ
The act of freezing your dick in chocolate, then filling your mouth up with milk, and when fucking your girl with your chocolate dick you surprise her by spewing milk all over her body...
âDude I gave my girl a Count Choculas Surprise last night and she never saw it cummingâ
The act of banging your girl as fast as you can, and right before your about to cum you scream I AM SPEED
âHey you down to do the dirty Karson tonightâ
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