Chronic noosing syndrome

Chronic noosing syndrome

Chronic noosing syndrome (CNS) is characterised by an individual’s urge to noose one’s poose at the slightest inconvenience.

Howard: “Jen my jarred pig eyes aren’t in the fridge”

Jen: “Yeh Howard, the council took them away in biohazard suits, you’ve got to stop eating that shit”

Howard: “Fine have we got any bilge rat soup left in the bathtub”

Jen: “No Howard, that shits back in the sewer where it belongs..”

Howard: “Well noose my posse. I think my chronic noosing syndrome is kicking in...”

*choking nosies*

Eddpocalypse

A term to describe the spiralling demise of a Trottlehog.

When the trottlehogs legs reach a certain speed and rhythm, the hog enters a frenzy and begins to lust for whiskey and cocaine.

Example one:
Friend: Eddy mate, are you ok?

Eddy: nah mate, just drank a pint of Johnny Olives spunk mixed with Sambucca.
Friend: Edd please not another eddpocolypse. You locked yourself in your room for two weeks after the last one.
Eddy: don’t worry moit, I’ll be doing exactly the same tonight, should be fun.

Example two:

Person 1: “is that Edd on TV getting chased down the motorway on dildo bike?”

Person 2: “Ah shit he’s had another Eddpocalypse. Ill get the chloroform and chicken nuggets.

Eddpocalypse

Edpocalypse

A term to describe the spiralling demise of a Trottlehog.

When the trottlehogs legs reach a certain speed and rhythm, the hog enters a frenzy and begins to lust for whiskey and cocaine.

Example one:
Friend: Eddy mate, are you ok?

Eddy: nah mate, just drank a pint of Johnny Olives spunk mixed with Sambucca.
Friend: Edd please not another Eddpocalypse. You locked yourself in your room for two weeks after the last one.
Eddy: don’t worry moit, I’ll be doing exactly the same tonight, should be fun.