Dirty Fabio

A Dirty Fabio ( not to be confused with a dirty fabian ) is a sexual maneuver in which the man thrusts a mouthful of his balls in the girls mouth whilst wearing a long blonde wig and yelling “My meatballs will complement the spaghetti nicely”.
Once completed, he finishes all over her stomach and says “Dinner isn’t complete without sauce, Mamma Mia, Yahooooo!”

Her: I can’t believe he pulled a Dirty Fabio on me.

Her friends: No way, he didn’t complete the platter with his sauce, did he?

Her: Oh yeah, it was wild. I came to him saying “Yahooooo!”
Best night of my life.

Her friends: Wow girl, we are jealous. Maybe we can all ask him for a test.

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countchocula

A cereal in which combines two General Mills cereal into one.
A) Being the Chocolety goodness of Coccoa Pebbles
B) Being the Marshmallows of Lucky Charms
After consuming this cereal the consumer may feel a sudden energetic burst inside of them from the intense suger action found within the cereal.

After eathing CountChocula, I fuckin went ballistic on my Brother

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partypants

Party Pants is slang for a pair of pants that look rather on the homo-sexual side.

When Ian Peck wore his Party pants. I almost fuckin barfed.

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