P'tuch

(pe-tu-kh), adjective, having high status, luxurious, high class, not too shabby.

"Oh you have to check out Marc, he looks proper p'tuch."
"This hotel is very p'tuch."
"They had all the herring and crackers out, made it nice and p'tuch."

unfuckinglikely

To suggest situation where success is not only out of reach, but abject failure is a predetermined inevitably.

“That bird is so hot, I’m gonna get her number.”
“Mate, you’re an ugly sod, unfuckinglikely.”

defuddle

Verb: To help someone who is befuddled resolve the situation. Past tense: defuddled.

“Tzippy is really in a mess.”
“Better help go defuddle her then.”

“Shira is all befuddled and confused.”
“Oh, there’s no defuddling that one.”

cromance

Noun: a meaningful friendship or relationship developed during the Coronavirus COVID-19 Pandemic.

A friendship that may be based on chat or zoom, or caused by forced isolation together.

Often the sort of friendship which helps people see the best in the world during a dark time. A friendship that helps you see the best in you, and let’s you see the best in them. A friendship that you know will last forever.... probably like f***ing COVID-19.

Verb: The act of wooing or building a close bond during Coronavirus lockdown.

Cromantic. Adjective, conducive to or alluding to a coronavirus based friendship.

“Hey dude, you chatting to that chic?”
“Yeh man, we got a little cromance going on.”

During quarantine, Sarah moved in with her boyfriend. They had a whirlwind cromance.

“Hey you wanna Zoom date tonight babe, time for some cromance?”
“Oh, babe, you’re so cromantic”