Poon Tang

Something I’d like to stick my finger in

Can I smell your Poon Tang?

Why no!

Well it must be your socks

Taco Bell

Let’s just say it’s a magical place to ask a friend to get food for you when your drunk. Or just to give you the shits

I want some damn Taco Bell

Dip

It’s the good shit you put in your lip the FDA says it ain’t good maybe so but them bastards can’t stop me

Ay you got some dip man?

Chew

It’s the badass shit that the Outlaw Josey Wales chews if you ain’t seen the movie then grab some chew and enjoy

Ay you got some chew man