paper mache

Wiping one's ass with the last few bits of toilet paper on a roll, often resulting in leftover pieces of toilet paper/shit combination stuck to the ass

I had to paper mache my ass with the last few bits of toilet paper because that's all that was left.

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stain-fold

Wiping one's ass a second time with the same block of toilet paper after folding it over the shit stain

The toilet paper was running out, so I had to do a stain-fold for the last wipe.