virgin punk

A nonexistant mythological creature that may inhabit a location near you. Known to be very horny and desperate.

Eve never popped Adams cherry, causing him to stay a old virgin punk.

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in the oven

slang: location of baby in a pregnant woman.

Susan has one in the oven. Molly is baking twins in the oven.

boyfriend

Someone that your best friend hates. but you choose your boyfriend over her. and then when you break-up you go crawling back about so and so broke you heart.

can we just talk, my boyfriend just broke up with me. can we just be friends again?

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poor boyin it

your man is not doin his best or actin low

damn her man is poor boyin it

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fuckwad

a person who does something incredibly stupid or rude

My boyfriend is such a fuckwad! He slept with another girl!

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The Holy Grail

The Holy Grail is a term used by porn stars, can be used as a noun, verb and/or adjective, and is basically when a female porn star takes a cock in her arse, a cock in her vagina and a cock in her mouth, all whilst simultanously giving two handjobs.

In my experience, The Holy Grail is a trick best left for the pros.

"Have you seen 'Bangin from behind 25' yet? It's the one where Rachel Lurid achieves the Holy Grail!"

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Eph Oph

an easier way to type fuck off. Background: I saw it on someones license plate

Eph Oph Aleicia and Rachel, Eph Oph!

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