Barbie Moment

-being completly stupid
-acting like a fool
-not remembering something

1+1=3... oops! I had a barbie moment!

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Milan

One of the shittiest most boring cities in the United States.

What're you going to do tonight?
I live in Milan, what is there to do?
...

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dc's

air force 1's it's a term used in southern va (virginia beach)

he has the all white dc's.

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West Japeepee

On the other side of the middle of nowhere from East Bumblefuck

East Bumblefuck is the styx but West Japeepee is even worse

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jadon

What you get when u mix a hobit with a spoon. An interesting and unusual creature that lives under most ordinary people's beds. It is also rumoured that if you bug them whilst in study mode that they wont say happy birthday, even when it is your birthday.

"ZOMG did you see my vomit the other night?

It was such a Jadon"

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snogging

making out with all the trimmings. Know as being a common term among the Brits, but for Americans its like a piece of verbal candy. The sound and spelling of the word itself doesnt seem to match the meaning, which we all know and love so well

lets get back to snogging, i prefer it over your talking

my parents are out, wanna snog?

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Bitch tits

Any one seen Fight Club? There's a fight scene involving a guy who has bitch tits.

Bitch tits form when a male heavily abuses steroids. Given that all men have a small amount of oestrogen in addition to testosterone, steroids greatly increase the level of testosterone in a man's body.

However, in an attempt to keep testosterone and oestrogen at steady levels in relation to each other, the body produces much more oestorgen than necessary, resulting in feminine characteristics, namely breasts.

"Is Pete still on the 'roids?"

"No. He stopped taking them last year when they gave him bitch tits."

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