Potnog

Classic eggnog only instead of topped with nutmeg, is topped with pot.

Pothead 1: Man, you should have gone to Jim's christmas party.
Pothead 2: Why? He's such a loser.
Pothead 1: Thats what I thought too, until he brought out a giant punchbowl full of potnog.
Pothead 2: Aw man, thats sweet!
Pothead 1: I know man.. he's like my hero now.

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Zootrip

The high you get when you take animal meds.

Man, I took my dog's meds the other day instead of mine, i was on a zootrip like all day!

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phone sex

The act of rubbing two phones together.

I threw my phone on my bed and they fell on top of each other. Can you say phone sex?

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Brideth

The way a person with a lisp says British

Kid with Lisp: Yeth, my uncleth's Brideth.
Translation: Yes, my uncle is British.

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Wivet

The center part of a cd player that holds the cd in place.

Dude, I cant listen to my cds any more cause i broke the wivet on my cd player!

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Bilogy

A series with more than three books

Harry Potter is a bilogy

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