never-thirty

A term used to predict the arrival time of a particular person or event when desiring to connote an extremely low probability of occurrence. Alternate spellings include never:thirty and never:30

Hey, what time do you think David is going to show up? Oh, I'd say about never-thirty.

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Neverywhere

A fictional location, existing only in one's imagination; the antipode of everywhere; nowhere; commonly used in sarcastic remarks addressing the habitual absenteeism of a person or persons.

Cousin: This place is crawling with hotties.
Cuz:Yeah, dude, they're neverywhere!

Cousin: It's been great to see David around so much.
Cuz: Yeah, lately I see him neverywhere I go.

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