Madison

That evil cousin who is always laughing maniacally in the backroom.... she'll steal your spoons if you don't watch out. She cannot be trusted under any circumstances.

Guy Cousin: "What's that noise?"
Girl Cousin: "Sounds like a witch's cackle..."
Both Girl and Guy Cousin: "Madison!"

Madison: "Look its a penguin!"
Girl Cousin: *looks where she pointed* "I don't see anything." *Turns back around* "DAMN IT MADISON! WHY YOU STEAL MY SPOON?!?!"

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