Blowjob Voice

A condition caused by repeated blunt trauma to the tonsils and back of the throat. This condition causes a rough, scratchy voice in women, similar but less severe than Smoker's Voice.

Girl: Hey guys!
Guy 1: Well, she's easy.
Guy 2: How do you know?
Guy 1: She has Blowjob Voice.

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Elliot Rule

A rule that states there is to be no talking while one is on the toilet, inspired by Elliot Reid of the TV show Scrubs.

Person 1: Why didn't you make coffee for me?
Person 2: I asked and you didn't reply
Person 1: That's because I was on the toilet and you broke the Elliot Rule.

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McDowner

The feeling you get roughly thirty minutes after consuming the "quality" food at McDonalds. Symptoms include nasuea, stomach cramps and a deep sense of regret.

I shouldn't have had that second cheeseburger, its giving me a McDowner

Headdesk

When a person becomes so overcome with fangirl delight that they can no longer support the weight of their own head, and it hits a desk or desk-like object.

Mr. X: "Did you see the new Twilight movie?"

Mrs. Y: "Yeah, I headdesked when the guy took his shirt off."

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