Shartisinal

A shart that is of the finest quality - both humiliating and possessing a genius reserved for the luckiest and most skilled practitioners.

OMG!! That was shartisinal!!! Both sides of the yoga pants in a pattern that looks a butterfly - hold on, let me get a pic...

Social pisstance

Social pisstance is standing six feet away from a toilet and letting it rip in the name of public health.

WTF! Move in close to the pisser!!!

Fuck you, this is social pisstance! I love humanity and this is how I show I care, Mr. Covid dick!!!