Alvie

An Alvie is a chipmunk hiding in Easton's pants

"Like halfway from my Alvie to my elbow I have tan line💀"

Rysexual

A person who's only attracted to Ryan Reynolds and some other Ryan's

I'm Rysexual. Ryan Reynolds is h o t

Cowism

The worshipping of Cow God Barry and cows.

"I'm part of Cowism!"