Craisin

a crazy ass raisin.......

Person 1: Damn Nig, these are some crazy ass raisins!
Person 2: I hear' what you said...
Person 1: craisins NIGGA!
Person 2: Yaheard, you bitch ass muhfucka... Damn Chinks!

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Tearing Charlie

1. To rip one's own anus in a period of massive bowel obstruction.

2. To glass bottom boat your dog King Charles.

1. Mom, Jesus is tearing Charlie.

2. Come here You little SHIT

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Heifi

When the kid from Hey Arnold's best friend, named Gerald, takes a shower and his top-hat hair goes down.

Dammit Arnold my hair is SO Heifi.

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Niplette

When an overweight person, usually female, has a third miniaturized nipple tucked under their obese blubber.

Last night I licked Sarah's Niplette...... I got it so hard. It was HOT. I wish she wasn't a pig.

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Irregular Flow

What I Have... I keep the drippings in a jar and wipe it on the mouths of my 12 disciples.

Nigger! I got some irregular flow bitch! NOW SUCK MY DICK!

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Poopy Blowjob

The same thing as Ass to Mouth.

Person 1: Dude... I just licked my own shit off a guy's dick...FOR CRACK!
Person 2: Nice, a poopy blowjob
Person 1: DAMN CHINKS!

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Pink Panther

The tip of a white male's penis, typically sucked and massaged by an Asian prostitute named Wee-How Fung-Chu in China Town, San Fran for under 5 dollars. We all know that he has exceptional lip muscle and control. When is through giving you a bj, hj, rj, or mj, piss on his face as such. Rub it on his titties and in his vagina. Fuck Carrots!

Wow... My Pink Panther is all big and black after visiting Wee-How Fung-Chu. That Chink convinced me to participate in a large amount of Niggerdom... SWEET!

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