Jugnutter

Strange indivuals who'd rather store their nut in a jug for later "use", than clean it then and there.

Big Tony: I've recently acquired a strange hobby.
Psychiatrist: What is it?
Big Tony: I'm a Jugnutter.
Psychiatrist: Get out.

Lettuce Man

The 98th man to die in Infinity wars. Some also say he's the best superhero to exist. Some of those people, aren't wrong.

Jimmy Jone: Wow, I just got saved by Lettuce Man, this is so cool.
Big Joe: That's really cool. I'm so glad you're my slave.

Suck an egg

Why are you looking up the meaning of sucking an egg, you disappointment.

Little Johnny: Suck an egg buddy boy.
Carl: *Sucks an egg*
KFC Colonel: *dies*

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